1 00:00:09,070 --> 00:00:10,190 What the fuck? 2 00:00:21,050 --> 00:00:28,030 Michael, what are you 3 00:00:28,030 --> 00:00:28,729 doing here? 4 00:00:28,730 --> 00:00:32,070 You guys changed the locks again. What the fuck? That's not cool. Your father 5 00:00:32,070 --> 00:00:35,210 told you that if you drop out of school again, don't come home. 6 00:00:37,010 --> 00:00:41,460 But... Parents always say that. They don't actually mean it. Besides, I 7 00:00:41,460 --> 00:00:44,080 move in for like three months because my girlfriend kicked me out. 8 00:00:44,360 --> 00:00:48,220 You didn't change my room into like a storage area, did you? I'm sorry, 9 00:00:48,320 --> 00:00:50,200 but your dad was serious this time. 10 00:00:50,480 --> 00:00:55,680 You dropped out again, and now you should probably just consider this a 11 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:56,680 lesson. 12 00:00:57,060 --> 00:00:59,960 Great. Now I'm getting life lessons from my stepmom. 13 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:06,320 Hey, who the fuck is that? 14 00:01:07,850 --> 00:01:09,710 That's Chris. We're renting out your room to him. 15 00:01:09,930 --> 00:01:12,330 What? You rented out my room? I grew up there. 16 00:01:13,250 --> 00:01:14,510 Michael, you are a grown man. 17 00:01:14,750 --> 00:01:17,330 You moved out. We're not just keeping your crap in your old room. 18 00:01:18,510 --> 00:01:21,050 You can't just have some fucking stranger living here. 19 00:01:21,310 --> 00:01:22,710 He could be a serial killer. 20 00:01:23,050 --> 00:01:24,210 Michael, you are being dramatic. 21 00:01:24,970 --> 00:01:26,910 Do you need money for a new apartment or something? 22 00:01:27,550 --> 00:01:31,550 Well, I guess I do now that I've been kicked out of my childhood home. 23 00:01:32,150 --> 00:01:35,550 Just calm down. We'll figure something out. You look hungry, though. Do you 24 00:01:35,550 --> 00:01:36,550 something to eat? 25 00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:37,700 Have you been raving again? 26 00:01:38,680 --> 00:01:39,980 I'm not starving. 27 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:41,780 And no, I haven't been raving again. 28 00:01:43,300 --> 00:01:47,140 Whatever. Just introduce yourself to Chris and watch some TV. I'll make you a 29 00:01:47,140 --> 00:01:48,140 sandwich. 30 00:01:52,080 --> 00:01:53,540 Here, eat. It's my job. 31 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:55,700 You told them we were fucking? 32 00:01:57,180 --> 00:01:58,180 Yes. 33 00:01:58,560 --> 00:01:59,880 Chris is my lover now. 34 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:03,060 And it's a secret from your father. 35 00:02:03,300 --> 00:02:04,300 Like you. 36 00:02:05,740 --> 00:02:10,020 I can't believe this. First I lose my bedroom and now someone else is fucking 37 00:02:10,020 --> 00:02:11,020 stepmom? 38 00:02:12,300 --> 00:02:13,840 Maybe she likes me better. 39 00:02:14,420 --> 00:02:17,880 Bro, I can fuck circles around you. Ariel, tell them who's better. 40 00:02:18,900 --> 00:02:24,120 Michael, that's a hard decision. I mean, it's been so long since I've been with 41 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:27,320 you and Chris has been keeping me very happy. 42 00:02:28,280 --> 00:02:29,960 You're both wonderful, though. 43 00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:35,240 Let's fuck right now and you'll tell us who's better. Unless you're scared. 44 00:02:38,420 --> 00:02:39,880 Skilled. Challenge accepted. 45 00:02:42,580 --> 00:02:44,540 You guys are being ridiculous. 46 00:02:44,740 --> 00:02:47,620 You both want to fuck and have me tell you who's better? 47 00:02:47,940 --> 00:02:48,940 Yeah. 48 00:02:51,420 --> 00:02:52,420 Oh, well. 49 00:02:52,920 --> 00:02:55,200 All right, I'm down. This should be interesting. 50 00:04:11,720 --> 00:04:14,520 Thank you. 51 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:46,360 Thank you. 52 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:43,000 Ah... 53 00:07:37,260 --> 00:07:38,540 You're too fucking long. 54 00:08:36,650 --> 00:08:37,669 Mwah! 55 00:09:26,949 --> 00:09:28,970 It might be a close tie. 56 00:10:11,790 --> 00:10:12,790 Oh, oh. 57 00:11:20,240 --> 00:11:22,120 Oh, my God. 58 00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:10,200 Oh, yeah. 59 00:13:10,580 --> 00:13:11,580 Oh, 60 00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:14,080 it's so good. 61 00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:19,180 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 62 00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:10,400 Fuck. 63 00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:40,320 God, you guys work together so good. 64 00:15:32,750 --> 00:15:34,090 Oh, fuck. 65 00:15:34,590 --> 00:15:35,910 Oh my god. 66 00:16:11,910 --> 00:16:14,710 Oh yeah. 67 00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:40,160 uh um 68 00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:10,040 Oh. 69 00:18:21,130 --> 00:18:23,570 Oh, God. 70 00:18:56,300 --> 00:18:57,300 Ugh! 71 00:19:42,730 --> 00:19:46,750 ah ah ah 72 00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:22,320 Your turn now. Yeah. 73 00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:24,140 Yeah, why don't you boys switch? 74 00:20:55,699 --> 00:20:58,500 um um 75 00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:36,640 Oh, fuck. 76 00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:43,500 Oh, yeah. 77 00:21:54,410 --> 00:21:56,210 Yeah, fuck. 78 00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:09,040 Bye. 79 00:24:24,989 --> 00:24:28,590 I can see why she keeps you around, Chris. 80 00:24:37,659 --> 00:24:38,659 Round two. 81 00:24:38,780 --> 00:24:39,820 Round two. 82 00:24:40,100 --> 00:24:41,100 I'm so sorry.